A professional intervention

Nature , you should be working

This website exists because someone close to you is concerned about your productivity. Or lack thereof.

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The results are in. Nothing was done.

Nature's snooze button has filed for a burnout.

It doesn't matter if there's a deadline or not. It doesn't help.

9 out of 10 colleagues pretend they don't notice.

If you read this, you've already done more than Nature today.

The numbers don't lie

11
Netflix hours per workday
50
Excuses used today
4359
Unread work emails
3%
Productivity score

Scientifically proven

6 reasons why Nature should be working

1

Nature and productivity are not on speaking terms

They tried couples therapy. Nature slept through it. Everyone else is being productive. Nature? On the couch. Structurally.

2

The snooze button fears ${naam}

7:00 alarm. 7:01 snooze. Repeat until noon. "I'm a slow starter" is not a personality trait.

3

"I work better under pressure"

The pressure has been here for months. Nothing has happened. The deadline was yesterday. Nature didn't notice.

4

Nature's LinkedIn is fiction

"Hard worker. Results-driven. Go-getter." The couch tells a different story. HR has questions.

5

Netflix is not a career

Nature has finished more series than tasks. The ratio is concerning. The watchlist is longer than the CV.

6

This is your intervention

Your friends. Society. Your bank account. Everyone is saying the same thing: get to work. It's time.

Eyewitness accounts

What others say

“Nature asked what time it was. I said 2 PM. Nature said "cool, I'll start soon."”

— Colleague

“I once saw Nature working. Turns out it was a loading screen.”

— Team lead

“Nature has been 'out of office' for 3 months.”

— HR

“Nature said "I'm working from home." The PS5 was on. The laptop wasn't.”

— Roommate

“Nature had a 3-week deadline. After 2.5 weeks: "What deadline?"”

— Project manager

Frequently asked questions

FAQ

Does Nature ever actually work?

Sometimes. But opening the fridge doesn't technically count.

Is there hope?

Science is cautiously pessimistic. The couch is too comfortable.

Isn't this mean?

This is love. Hard, honest, work-related love.

What can you do?

Tips

1

Turn off the WiFi. See what happens.

2

Send Nature a job listing. Every day. As a reminder.

3

Move the couch outside. Subtle but effective.

Know someone else who should be working?

Send this intervention or pick your next target.

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